From NBC New York…Managers were asked to name the oddest workplace complaints they’d ever received. Brace yourself. [Cough]. I can actually relate to a few of them. What about you?
Co-worker “eats all the good cookies.”
Co-worker “wants to check me for ticks.”
Co-worker is “magnetic and keeps de-activating my magnetic access card.”
Co-worker’s “aura is wrong.”
Co-worker reminds me “too much of Bambi.”
Co-worker “smells like road ramps.”
Co-worker is “so polite, it’s infuriating.”
Co-worker “breathes too loudly.”
Co-worker is “trying to poison me.”
Co-worker “spends too much time caring for stray cats around the building.”
Co-worker is “personally responsible for the federally mandated tax increase.”
And I thought I had worked with some oddballs in the past.
This actually makes me feel a tad relieved. Now if only I can get rid of the chronic bubble gum popper…