Gosh, can you imagine working at Google’s search terms department and actually reading the GAZILLIONS of search terms people use?
On this blog alone I have experienced total, colossal humor. I mean, I have nearly left my chair laughing, HOWLING at the searches people have used that landed them here @ TheCubicleRebel blog.
I can’t help but wonder who some of these people are and especially what was going on in their day or life the moment they entered a given search term. Furthermore, while some searches leave no mystery I still wonder how some landed them at THIS blog. Read on…(My own musings appear in italics.)
creepy mcdonalds
starbucks cult
public toilet cubicle
dachshund puppies for sale in nashville tennessee (Okkkkk. I don’t think the word Nashville is even in this blog.)
How to avoid annoying coworkers
why cant i hear any fireworks
notes to write down call for bos (Sure hope this person isn’t taking notes for their “bos.”)
germ died
“muffins”
beste barbecue sauce
egg sandwich cartoon
germs on door handles
kfc disgust
kfc crumbs (I’m wondering how one could tell that crumbs are specific to, um, KFC.)
i have server job (Okkkk.)
harga kursi executive staff (Whaaaaaaaaaat?)
using hands job interview
dachshund miniatura sp 2012
noise etiquette in the workplace
called whacky and clueless by coworkers (LOL!)
it’s a short work week
immagini mc donalds
boy and girl beating (Um, not sure what to make of this one.)
gilmore girls caps my pet (Or this one.)
does dr phil have private sessions with individuals (I wonder the same thing!)
muscle chicken (Yikes!)
sherri shepherd teeth (Yikes again!)
annoys me when women refer to female staff as “girls”
teckel dog
my heel hurt when i put it on the floor (Sounds like plantar fasciitis. Been there, STILL there. Ouch!)
pie chart of caffeine’s effects on sportsmen
cubicle roofs (Oh my…There are “roofs” on cubicles now? Boy, I HAVE been away a long time.)
gum poppers in the workplace
my coworker needs too much help
fast food disgusting
coworker who chews ice too loud in the office
website to rant about annoying coworker trying to pull you down
why do i gum smackers/poppers drive me insane (I’ve actually wondered the same thing regarding my COMPLETE annoyance of gum popping.)
my coworker types too loud (Been there, done that. I still remember the job AND the hard typing guy’s name and this was double-digit years ago.)
addressing gum poppers
fonger clicking sounds at workplace
annoying cowirker popping gum
cartoon cheese rolls
annoying coworker bubble gum
china auto (Um, HUH?)
annoying gum chewers
white dogs (What the…?)
gum in cubicle
what to do with leftover muffins (LOL! LOL! LOL! WHO Googles this?)
“co worker typing too loud”
ugly people eating mcdonalds (Should I alert the police?)
colleague chewing gum popping bubbles anoying
unprofessional chocolate chip cookie (Oh gosh, I can’t even SPEAK, this is so funny.)
office hell cubicle
big boy burger logo
tongue scraper before and after
why are cubicles gray
Once again, the gum poppers and loud typers are really grating the nerves of fellow coworkers. I wonder how we can get the word out to these clueless instigators. I’ll work on that…as a procrastinator.
‘Til next time.
Always good for a laugh. My favorite was “pie chart of caffeine’s effects on sportsmen”. Google’s algorithm is finely honed but thankfully evidently has room for improvement!
People & their search terms tickle me beyond sufficient words.