One thing I really love about having a blog is not only the opportunity to belch vexations as much as my heart or fingers desire but being privy to the search phrases that lands people at this blog.
Yesterday there was one that took the cake. TOOK. THE. CAKE.
crawl into the feates positon an whimp
Is that not HILARIOUS?
And there are layers to my thoughts on this search phrase. For instance, what was the person going through that they would search this and what made that phrase land at this blog? Hmm.
There are other phrases that are pretty obvious, this being an employment/office blog, so no surprises there. But weekly I am gifted with the sheer joy of comical search phrases.
Recent others:
annoying coworker who pops gum
firecracker in the mouth
why i hate starbucks
im calling the cops dog
stank breath pictures
kids crying christmas
“pretend to be a team player”
ugly girl in christmas sweater
ugly christmas sweater cake
family of sweater people
I once had another blog where I posted on the subject of b.e-a.r*d-s (embellishments around the letters are deliberate) and you would not believe the traffic it brought and the total weirdos. Freaked. Me. Out. I went from moderate traffic to rush hour in ten seconds flat. It was so disturbing that I had to delete the post altogether. And then wash my hands with extra soap. I felt rearranged. It was that disturbing. Made me look at guys with facial h.ai.r completely different for about two weeks months.
Carry on out there. We’re in this cubicle journey together.
