Still trying to discover just who took a huge bite outta my aforementioned turkey sandwich. I mean, for all I know they had dental cooties. And who does that anyway? Who takes a bite out of someone else’s food and just leaves it with teeth marks in it?
Are coworkers just animals?
So I’ve been thinking. Maybe next time I’ll soak the turkey in salt overnight and then insert oversalted turkey meat into envied sandwich and wait it out. See if the turkey bite thief will be caught standing over the kitchen sink with his/her mouth pressed up against the running spigot.
Or even better, maybe I’ll soak the turkey deli meat in cayenne pepper.